“And what would you do, if an uninvited dwarf came and hung his things up in your hall without a word of explanation?” – J.R.R. Tolkien.
Ok, so maybe not a dwarf, but actually Hester Sue and Harriet from the farm down the road hanging out in your front yard?
Lisa Mackinder 
I love this. Wouldn’t mind at all if a dwarf came in and hung his coat on the hook in my hall