Dangerous Animal

Miss Skitters’ Vet Chart

 

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A red “dangerous animal” warning label adorned my cat’s vet chart.

My sister’s cat, Rascal, boasted this same badge of honor on his chart.

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Which got me to thinking …which feline was the worst patient? This thought warrants a story, but until then, here are some highlights of their escapades:

  • Terrifying the vet, who suits up with gloves over elbows for safety.

  • Distemper-like bubbly foam running out of mouth and down chest.

  • Hysterical Shrieking

  • Scratching

  • Hissing

  • Maniacal Growling

  • Leaping at vet to draw blood

  • Whirling around the room like the Tasmanian Devil

But Rascal had an additional offense on his record:

  • Lifting leg and hosing down the vet and staff

We have a winner! Rascal.

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